THE TWELVE DAYS OF (A WRITER'S) CHRISTMAS
It helps if you sing this to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas...
On the first day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Why not write a Christmassy book?"
On the second day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Think of how much fun that would be!"
On the third day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Put in lots and lots and LOTS of snow!"
On the fourth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"I know it's summer but start writing now!"
On the fifth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Have you finished yet?"
On the sixth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Not enough snow - rewrite please!"
On the seventh day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Were you listening about the snow?"
On the eight day of Christmas my editor said to me
"It's good - but there's not enough snow!"
On the ninth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Why can't I get you on the phone?"
On the tenth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"Deadline's here - we need more snow!"
On the eleventh day of Christmas my editor said to me
"I've never heard you swear like that before!"
On the twelfth day of Christmas my editor said to me
"I love it! But next time - more snow!"
Snowed In For Christmas by Claire Sandy is out now on paperback and eBook.
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